challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
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Snobby coffee bear. (watercolor, ballpoint pen)
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
The bravest most loving little dog in the world.
Courage is the only god I require.
(Source: quemsomosnosdepoisdabalada)
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in case you’re having a bad day, here are some rabbits going :P
(Source: dear-monday)
a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak
Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
(Source: stupidbabypenis)
Jesus fuck I normally don’t reblog fashion but these are really awesome
That middle right and bottom left… <3
Fourth one pleez
I want the 3rd one… ;n;
omg omg i love the top left one aaaa
TOP LEFT FUCKING CAPE GET ON ME
Argument I heard on the bus
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Guy 1:
no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.